Monday, November 24, 2008

Paul Shaffer vs. Pauley Shore (circa 1997)

Pauley Shore (circa 1997) was a force to be reckoned with. Riding on the success of such films as "Encino Man" and "Bio-Dome," the man was virtually unstoppable.

On the other hand, Paul Shaffer can be linked to Kevin Bacon in one degree (VH1's Cover Wars where Bacon was a celebrity judge and Shaffer was the host).

Sorry Pauley Shore (circa 1997), but you've finally met your match.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Danger Mouse vs. The Noid

Danger Mouse loves pizza... I mean, it's covered in cheese right? Until 1986 when The Noid was unleashed on an unsuspecting pizza-eating population, Danger Mouse was able to get a delicious Domino's pizza in 30 minutes or less. Because the Noid's one and only purpose in life was to delay and/or destroy Domino's pizzas, Danger Mouse was forced to start ordering his pizzas from Little Caesar's. Thankfully, he didn't have any objections to Roman dictatorship.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

A Minotaur vs. A Manatee

Lucky for the Manatee, Minotaurs talk a big game, but fight like sissies.

Friday, November 7, 2008

He-Man vs. A She-Male

Fool He-Man once, shame on He-Man.
Fool He-Man twice, shame on He-Man again.