Mr. Miagi vs. Mr. Rogers

Considering Mr. Miagi's mastery of the ancient art of Karate (pronounced KA-ra-TAY), you would think he would be able to dispatch with Mr. Rogers in a matter of seconds. Well, Mr. Rogers may be a pacifist, but King Friday loves a good fight. In fact, from May 1992 until April 1997, he held the Ultimate Fighting Championship Middleweight Title and he once defeated both Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme in a no-holds-barred bare knuckle brawl that has since become legend in the world of underground Mixed Martial Arts. If Mr. Miagi thinks this fight is going to be a cakewalk, he had better think again.

Optimus Prime vs. Opie

Many of you probably share the common misconception that the Transformers' greatest enemies are the Decepticons. In fact, the greatest battles the Transformers have ever waged have been against young redheaded children. Make no mistake, when the Transformers' leader Optimus Prime and the young redheaded children's leader Opie clash, the echoes of their battles can be heard for generations to come.

Steven Hawking vs. Mike Tyson

You want to talk about Epic Battles? Here is one that pits brains against brawn. Ability against disability. Black against white. Good against evil. Umm... paper against plastic? Chicken against fish? Republican against Democrat?

You get the picture.

Good thing for Steven Hawking, his wheelchair comes equipped with laser guns.

Pew, pew!