A Ninja vs. Gallagher

Ninjas and watermelons are sworn enemies. Gallagher isn't the biggest fan of watermelons either. What should be a catalyst for the unification of all things Ninja and all things Gallagher may eventually lead to the demise of one of the aforementioned parties. Unfortunately for both sides, Gallagher's comedy specials featuring his signature move of smashing watermelons are never shown on Japanese television because of the language barrier. Because of this, Ninjas believe that Gallagher is the King of All Watermelons rather than a fellow watermelon-hater. We can only hope that one day Ninjas and Gallagher will iron out their differences. The world would be a better place for it my friends. The world would be a better place for it.